What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Mick Ralphs, Guitarist in Bad Company and Mott the Hoople, Dead at 81 - Rolling Stone

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Norris storms to pole in Austria as Verstappen takes seventh - F1

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the most interesting use cases of Alibaba's Qwen model?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists discover a 33-foot Jurassic giant, twice as big as its cousin - Earth.com

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Is the timing of OpenAI’s deployment of Times-trained multimodal models coinciding with Microsoft’s boost in market capitalization in the past year just a coincidence?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

2025 NBA Finals preview: Thunder vs. Pacers storylines, including star PG matchup and Paul George history - CBS Sports

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is Vocal separation? 🤔

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trump’s FTC will approve an ad merger — with a gift to Elon Musk’s X - The Verge

So they tried

share office space ...

No way

How do I get my body in shape?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

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